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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
People don't like having to bend over
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Make me a sandwich!
I have a dad bod
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