'Honey', said this husband to his wife, 'I invited a friend home for supper.'
'What?
Are you crazy?
The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!'
'I know all that.'
'Then why did you invite a friend for supper?'
'Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.'
Next Joke: A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course