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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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Sorry about your wait
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
I've never gone to a gun range before
How do you make a Kleenex dance
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Hey I was thinking
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