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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Paper or plastic?
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
My daughter screeched
Can you put the cat out
How does a penguin build it's house
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