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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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I've got a great joke about construction
What do you get from a pampered cow
I just watched a program about beavers
When a dad drives past a cow
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I used to hate facial hair
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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