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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Dads 50th birthday card
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
I have a dad bod
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Those Who Have Some Means Think That The Most Important
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Life Without Women Would Be A Pain In The Ass
To a blonde what is long and hard
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