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Dad Jokes: Why Can't You Hear A
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
How does a penguin build it's house
Would you like the milk in a bag
How do I look?
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
What do you call a fake noodle
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Hey I was thinking
What do you get from a pampered cow
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