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Dad Jokes: I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Hey I was thinking
Soup or salad?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I've never gone to a gun range before
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Dads 50th birthday card
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
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