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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call a fat psychic
Did you hear about the circus fire
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Make me a sandwich!
I could tell a joke about pizza
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Two goldfish are in a tank
I have a dad bod
Did you hear the rumor about butter
How many apples grow on a tree
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Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off
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