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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Can you put the cat out
I could tell a joke about pizza
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Hey I was thinking
Can you put my shoes on
Soup or salad?
Why did the coffee file a police report
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