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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Three men went to hell
Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
He had two parrots
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted
There s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery
A man dies and appears at the pearly gates
Three men go to a church and ask to be forgiven
Three nuns die and are at the gates of heaven and st peter pops up
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
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