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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Hey I was thinking
I don't trust stairs
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When you ask a dad if he's alright
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Sorry about your wait
I would avoid the sushi
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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