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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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What do you get from a pampered cow
I don't play soccer
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I made a pencil with two erasers
How many apples grow on a tree
Hey I was thinking
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Soup or salad?
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