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Dad Jokes: I Don't Play Soccer
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I would avoid the sushi
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I don't trust stairs
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Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
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The rotation of earth
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
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