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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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When a dad drives past a cow
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Random dad jokes
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
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