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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Whoever Said Nothing Is Impossible Is A Liar. I've
How Many Police Officers Does It Take To Screw In
Laugh And The World Laughs With You. Snore And You
A Person Has To Have A Warm Heart And A
I Became A Vegetarian - Switched To Weed
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