There once was boy named John.
He really enjoyed using Skype.
One day, he was playing Minecraft and came across another boy who used Skype a lot.
That other boy's name was Sven.
Sven was in a Skype call with another boy, but this particular boy was a big one.
And this big boy had big boy needs.
The big boy traveled far and wide to find someone to satisfy his needs.
Alas, his travels proved unfruitful, so instead, he called upon his friend Sven to bring unto him a little boy, the age of 9.
It just so happened that John was of the age of 9, so per his friend's request, Sven invited him into the call.
'Hello there,'
said the big boy, 'I am a big boy with big boy needs.'
'I'm nine,'
said John.
'Ah, yes, I know, little one, and I am big, a big boy,'
said the big boy with big boy needs.
'What do you want?'
asked John.
'It is not what I want, it is what I need,'
said the big boy, 'I have big boy needs, not big boy wants.'
'lol xD'
said John.
lol xD, indeed.