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Dad Jokes: Did You Hear About The Kidnapping
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Make me a sandwich!
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Why did the coffee file a police report
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Don t forget a bucket
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