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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I used to hate facial hair
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
How do I look?
I have a dad bod
When a dad drives past a cow
Dads 50th birthday card
I could tell a joke about pizza
Why don't eggs tell jokes
How do you make a Kleenex dance
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Yeah, I'd Probably Freak Out Too If A Raven
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Whoever Said Nothing Is Impossible Is A Liar. I've
Do Not Argue With An Idiot. He Will Drag You
How Do You Confuse A Blonde? You Don't. They