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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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I've got a great joke about construction
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Paper or plastic?
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I don't trust stairs
My daughter screeched
Can you put my shoes on
What's brown and sticky
Sorry about your wait
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Brains Aren't Everything. In Your Case They're Nothing
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What do you get when a redneck goes swimming in a lake?
If Homework Goes Too Easy You Are Doing It Wrong
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a sunday morning watching a religious program