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One Liner Jokes: If I Was An Operating System
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Progress Is Made By Lazy Men Looking For An Easier
Failure Is Not An Option—it Comes Bundled With The
What's The Difference Between Batman And A Black Man
Hurry! Stop Standing Around, Hearing All You Can See
Always Identify Who To Blame In An Emergency
Whenever You Get Mad, Just Think Of A T-rex
My Cross-eyed Wife And I Just Got A Divorce
I Tried To Hang Myself With A Bungee Chord. I
I Can Feel My Personality Turning A Dull Shade Of
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