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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I don't play soccer
The rotation of earth
I used to hate facial hair
Paper or plastic?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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