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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Why don't eggs tell jokes
I would avoid the sushi
When a dad drives past a cow
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
I have a dad bod
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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