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Jokes For Kids: If Con Is The Opposite Of
If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress?
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A cop pulls over a guy
Random jokes for kids
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10 jokes for kids
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A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast
If con is the opposite of pro
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Big tex goes into a british restaurant with his wife
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An old man was laying on his death bed
The seven dwarfs were sitting in a tub feeling happy
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