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Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Which Day Do Chickens Hate The Most? Friday
What Do Witches Put On Their Hair? Scare Spray
Everybody Is Somebody Else's Weirdo
Do You Love Me Because I Am Beautiful Or I
I Wear Two Pairs Of Pants When I Go Golfing
What Dog Can Jump Higher Than A Building? Anydog, Buildings
The Titanic Was Built To Last, Let That Sink In
You're Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles Stampeding Through
What Is The Difference Between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? About Three
Time Is What Keeps Things From Happening All At Once
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Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back
When Men Say "I'm Fine" They Actually Mean It
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Yo mama so fat that when she rolls over in bed at night
Is It A Bird? Is It A Plane? Whatever It
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a catholic elementary school for lunch
Dear Men, If You Stopped Seeing Your Wife As A
Yo mama so ugly when bob the builder saw her
If He Hurts You, Cry A River And Then Drown
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