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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
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Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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St peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
Three nuns die and are at the gates of heaven and st peter pops up
A scottish priest was an avid golfer who would try to play every chance he got
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
A little girl was in church and she dozes off the teacher says who is the ruler of these lands
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
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