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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I just watched a program about beavers
When a dad drives past a graveyard
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
I would avoid the sushi
Dads 50th birthday card
The shovel
The rotation of earth
Hey I was thinking
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
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I'm Pretty Sure I'm Going To Die Without
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The Right To Be Heard Does Not Automatically Include The
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