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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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People say they pick their nose
The shovel
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I've never gone to a gun range before
How does a penguin build it's house
I would avoid the sushi
How do you make a Kleenex dance
How do I look?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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