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One Liner Jokes: I Am Busy Contemplating My Future
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Best one liner jokes
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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You Don't Sweat Much For A Fat Chick
Archeologist: Someone Whose Carreer Lies In Ruins
A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money
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Why Do Blacks Raise Chickens? To Teach Their Kids How
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