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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Can you put the cat out
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Dads 50th birthday card
Paper or plastic?
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
How does a penguin build it's house
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
My daughter screeched
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This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth
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Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease