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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet
What's brown and sticky
Why did the scarecrow win an award
People say they pick their nose
Can you put my shoes on
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Why did the coffee file a police report
My daughter screeched
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
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