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Dad Jokes: A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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Best dad jokes
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet
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When you ask a dad if he's alright
I don't trust stairs
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
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