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Dad Jokes: What Did The Grape Do When
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Did you hear about the circus fire
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I made a pencil with two erasers
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
A furniture store keeps calling me
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Can you put my shoes on
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