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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I would avoid the sushi
Would you like the milk in a bag
Make me a sandwich!
People say they pick their nose
My daughter screeched
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Soup or salad?
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