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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
What do you get from a pampered cow
People say they pick their nose
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
How does a penguin build it's house
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
What time did the man go to the dentist
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Can you put my shoes on
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Being Asked To Be Best Man Is Like Being Asked
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I Like Kids, But I Don't Think I Could
A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband s funeral