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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Soup or salad?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
When a dad drives past a cow
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I don't play soccer
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Why don't eggs tell jokes
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
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