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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Make me a sandwich!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Can you put the cat out
I don't play soccer
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
What time did the man go to the dentist
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