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Dad Jokes: I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I would avoid the sushi
People don't like having to bend over
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Two goldfish are in a tank
The shovel
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
My daughter screeched
Paper or plastic?
I just watched a program about beavers
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
How do you get a squirrel to like you
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