4funnies
Dad Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
Dad Jokes
/ When You Ask A Dad If
Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If
When you ask a dad if he's alright: 'No, I'm half left.'
Next Joke:
Hey I was thinking
Best dad jokes
These are the
best 10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Make me a sandwich!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
What time did the man go to the dentist
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I've never gone to a gun range before
Two goldfish are in a tank
Sorry about your wait
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
If There's A Hardship Greater Than Putting Cheese On
Yo mama so stupid she yelled into
Tim
There's Nothing Simpler Than Avoiding People You Don't
I Typed "married" But It Was Auto-corrected To "martyred
Who Invented The Brush They Put Next To The Toilet
I Am Not Catholic, Don't Cross Me
Never Tell Your Problems To Anyone...20% Don't Care
Never Agree To Plastic Surgery If The Doctor's Office
A woman and a baby were in the doctors examining room waiting for the doctor to come in