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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
People don't like having to bend over
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Sorry about your wait
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
The shovel
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
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