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Dirty Jokes: Two Statues Are In A Perk

Two statues are in a perk for over thirty years and all day long they just look at each others naked bodies.
One day an angel comes down and grants them life for 30 minutes.
The two statues look at each other and the woman statue says 'should we'
the man replies 'Yes'.
They then both run off in to the bushes where there is a lot of giggling going on.
The angel gives a cheeky smile as she knows what they are up to.
After fifteen minutes the statues return with a cheeky smile on their faces.
The angel says to them 'You still have fifteen minutes left'
So the man says to the woman 'want to do it again?'
the woman replies 'Yes, But this time you hold the birds head while i shit on it.'

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