The two worst pains A man goes to the doctors about a very serious knee injury and the doctor tells him that the procedure to fix the problem will be painful.
Probably the worst pain of his life.
The man shrugs and says, 'Fine.
It can't be half as bad as the two worst pains of my life.'
Interested the doctor replies, 'What can be worse than this?'
The man said, 'I was hunting one day and had to poop.
So I found a little bush, squatted down and a fox trap closed in on my balls.'
The doctor shivered and said, 'That's horrible, what could possibly be as bad as that?'
The man says, 'Well, the second pain followed shortly after when I ran toward the nearest hospital and I reached the end of the chain.'
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