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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
What do you get from a pampered cow
What's brown and sticky
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
A furniture store keeps calling me
What do you call a fat psychic
Make me a sandwich!
What time did the man go to the dentist
I used to hate facial hair
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