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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
When a dad drives past a graveyard
I have a dad bod
What do you call a fat psychic
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Make me a sandwich!
Hey I was thinking
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
A furniture store keeps calling me
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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