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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why don't eggs tell jokes
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I've got a great joke about construction
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
A furniture store keeps calling me
What's brown and sticky
Soup or salad?
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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