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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• I would avoid the sushi
• People don't like having to bend over
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• When a dad drives past a cow
• People say they pick their nose
• What do you call a fake noodle
• Would you like the milk in a bag

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• How do I look?
• I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• Did you hear the rumor about butter
• Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
• I don't trust stairs
• My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
• The shovel
• Why did the coffee file a police report
• The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table

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Funny jokes

• When I Look Into Your Eyes, I See Straight Through
• A member of the united states senate known for his hot temper and acid tongue exploded one day
• I Have Downloaded This New App. Its Great, It Tells
• Unless You're The Lead Dog, The View Never Changes
• Cats Spend Two Thirds Of Their Lives Sleeping, And The
• Careful! Angry Dog In The Backyard! Please Do Not Crush
• What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Guy
• Yo mama stinks so bad she even
• How do you spell canada?
• Wanna Get Together And Test The Spring Potential Of My