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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
When a dad drives past a graveyard
I have a dad bod
I used to hate facial hair
What do you call a fake noodle
What's brown and sticky
The shovel
Why did the coffee file a police report
How does a penguin build it's house
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