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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the circus fire
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
People say they pick their nose
How do you make a Kleenex dance
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
People don't like having to bend over
My daughter screeched
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
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