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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
• I have good news and bad news the defense lawyer says to his client
• A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
• How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
• What do you call an honest lawyer
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
• Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers
• How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie
• What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river

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Funny jokes

• How do you keep a man from drowning?
• The Last Chapter Of Every Book Should Just Be All
• What's The Definition Of Black Foreplay? Don't Scream
• Yo mama is so poor i saw her walking down the street
• I Don't Have A Beer Gut, I Have A
• Yo mama is so ugly that when she
• My hen can lay 4 inchs tall egg can u bit that
• Whenever I Have A Headache,i Take Two Asprins And
• What do you call a cross between cold weather and the word ito
• Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?