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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Dads 50th birthday card
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I don't play soccer
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Don t forget a bucket
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
A furniture store keeps calling me
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
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